Welcome to the real world

Saturday morning you leave for work
Saturday dinner you leave your wife
Saturday evening you're on your own
Saturday night what have you done

Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world

Sunday morning you go to church
Sunday dinner you lose your faith
Sunday evening you go for a drink
Sunday night what have you done

Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world

Monday morning it's New Year's Eve
Monday dinner you're all alone
Monday evening you're dressing up
Monday night what have you done

Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world.

Tuesday morning you ask her out
Tuesday dinner you're ready for her
Tuesday evening you eat in a while
Tuesday night what have you done

Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world.

Wednesday morning you're older now
Wednesday dinner you go to friends
Wednesday evening you watch a film
Wednesday night what have they done

Nothing No Welcome them

Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world I said
Welcome to the real world